Horoscopes
Here are some of the horoscopes I get text to my cell.
July 2006:
July 6 - Saving money isn't your strong suit. You really can be a spendthrift. Seek some help from a financial advisor if necessary. Create a budget NOW!
July 5 - You may choose to go through life with rose-colored glasses, denying the negative things in front of your nose in favor of an optimistic attitude!
July 4 - You are talented at many things, so it may take you serveral ventures to find your real niche in life. Do not get discouraged!
July 3 - Resist the urge to be pushy. You're naturally aggressive and anxious to get things moving but others may need time to think things through before they agree.
June 2006:
June 30 - You have a strong affinity for underdogs. Your desire for balance and fairness in the world compels you to help losers become winners!
June 29 - You have one of the most complex personalities in the zodiac. While you hate conflict, you will fight for the things in which you believe!
June 28 - Sometimes your need for justice is so overwhelming that you let your emotions overtake your rational side and you rail against the system!
June 27 - You are a skilled philosopher with the ability to think about intangible concepts as well as things that are more concrete!
June 26 - You have a well-honed sense of analysis; you are able to look at a problem from every angle and to quickly weight the possible solutions!
June 23 - When you really focus your attention on an endeavor, it has a good chance of success. Your ability to see the big picture helps you in all your efforts!
June 22 - You enjoy the adventurous side of travel and love to discover new places and especially the interesting people who reside in them.
June 19 - You find that you have seneral people who recur in your life and you run into them over and over again, in unplanned situations!
June 16 - You enjoy being stimulated intellectually as well as emotionally and you do not mind a good debate as long as it is good-natured!
June 15 - You are a fair-minded individual, and others often seek your assistance with conflict resolution. They trust your decisions when you act as a judge!
June 14 - Your motto is balance and you seek harmony in all things, whether it is a relationship, music, or the colors in your environment!
June 13 - You like stimulating conversation, and the Arian, stimulating action. Any relationship between you two is not probable, and marriage, even less possible!
June 8 - The third type of lover usually gets involved in innumerable love affairs, wherein your heart is not involved in any affair!
June 7 - Maybe you're the third and final kind of Virgo lover. Are you one of those who are mostly governed in life by your sexual desires?
June 6 - In the case of the moderate female Virgo lover, you may be a very lonely woman. You are one who considers loneliness to be a virtue of women!
June 5 - There are the moderate Virgo lovers who may be too cold and puritanical. You are an awkward novice who perfers dreaming in solitude!
May 2006:
May 31 - You usually end up with your love at a later age. So at this point, you may forget about everything in order to be lost in an incredible passion!
May 30 - If you were given a chioce between relationships, you would definitely prefer one which brings serenity and makes you stay indifferent!
May 29 - It is quite vital for you to grab opportunities. If you loose an opportunity, and come back home lonely, you tend to suffer from unfulfilled desires!
May 26 - All you Virgos out there should seriously think of opening some bachelor's or spinster's clubs. This is because most of the singles around are Virgos!
May 25 - You claim to be faithful, but not necessarily expect the same from your partner. If moral honesty is not found in a relation, you'd prefer solitude!
May 24 - You are one of the people who think that actions are more demonstrative than words. This explains your famous deficit of words!
May 23 - You should hold a striking definition of yourself - burning ice! This is because you never open your heart and always conceal your real feelings!
May 19 - You are one of the people who believe that passion is a weakness of the soul. You feel that this weakness should be treated by mind power!
May 12 - It is in your nature to not undertake resolute actions. Once your heart is caught, you take time to think before making important decisions!
May 11 - You take pride in a job well done, Virgo! What you lack in self-confidence you make up for in expertise! Believe in yourself!
May 10 - You heard it straight from the horses mouth, Virgo! The late Alan Rocky Lane, voice of Mr. Ed, shared your astrological sign!
May 9 - You feel a need to share your knowledge! Perhaps you should find a job teaching or even volunteer to provide a needed class to your community!
May 8 - You are not Home Alone! Macaulay Caulkin was born on August 26th and thus shares your sign Virgo! This explains his ability to outwit those thieves!
May 5 - You are thrifty with your money! If you had used your expertise on the Price Is Right you may have met fellow Virgo, Rod Roddy!
May 4 - You feel more comfortable with a routine! Every once in a while you should try something new! Even something as simple as a new restaurant for lunch!
May 3 - Your analytical prowess makes you a super mystery solver Virgo! Perhaps this skill for reasoning helped fellow Virgo, Agatha Christie succeed!
May 2 - You are a good judge of character! Your ability to evaluate people tends to keep you out of trouble and help keep you in good company!
May 1 - Your knack for clear communication will be an asset in your quest for success! Feel confident in your next big presentation!
April 2006:
Apr 28 - You are prone to indecision and worry! Do not let this keep you from going after your dreams! You are a great planner and will overcome obstacles!
Apr 27 - Your impatience may impede your ability to achieve your goals! Remember what they say, Good things come to those who wait!
Apr 26 - You know what's funny, Virgo? The fact that so many comedians share your sign! Included in this list are Lilly Tomlin, Adam Sandler, and Bob Newhart!
Apr 25 - You need to be sure to discipline yourself and complete what you start! I know that you do not want to be known as a quitter!
Apr 24 - You are courageous! If something needs to be done you take care of it! Nothing can stop you once you set your mind to it!
Apr 20 - You do not like others to see you fail! Just remember, it has been said, Anyone who never does anything wrong, never does anything!
Apr 19 - You are dependable and sincere! As far as you are concerned friends are as dear as family! Remember to allow others to return your kindness!
Apr 18 - You believe in living a healthy lifestyle! You should employ physical exercise as a way to counterbalance any excessive mental tension!
Apr 17 - You are economical and prudent! Make sure that you instill these traits in your children, especially if they are not Virgos!
March 2006:
Mar 16 - If you are looking to start your own business, try to team up with a partner or trusted employee who will curb your rash enthusiasms.
Mar 15 - You are fluent, have a knack for detail work, and have sometimes too much creativity for your own good. You would make a good teacher, particularly in la.
Mar 14 - You will probably be able to make a good deal of money in your lifetime. How much you make depends on how much you control your over-optimism.
Mar 13 - Sometimes, you are given to wishful thinking, a tendency to see only the favorable aspects of a proposition and to overlook the disadvantages.
Mar 9 - Your natural reserve leads new acquaintances to consider you cold and unemotional, though actually, you can be intense and passionate.
Mar 6 - Your idealism, unusually high, is apt to lead you to more than one disappointment in early romance and you are prone to entangling.
Mar 3 - You have a great ability in meeting people and are adaptable enough to fit into any environment, when you put aside your natural reserve.
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